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kakidonlod
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Copy & Paste (Inspirational)
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17 September, 2009, 12:18:08 PM »
Copy & Paste (Inspirational)
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and Applause!!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!"
The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story...
Don't Copy if you can't PASTE
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"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them."
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Re: Copy & Paste (Inspirational)
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27 September, 2009, 02:46:56 PM »
hehehe nasib baik kna simbah dgn air panas aje...klu kena kasi nak kata ape..?
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