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« on: 17 September, 2009, 12:18:08 PM »

Copy & Paste (Inspirational)

 

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

 

The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

 

Laughter and Applause!!!

A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my Wife!"

 

The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage.

 

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"

 

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

 

Moral of the story...
Don't Copy if you can't PASTE
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"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them."

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« Reply #1 on: 27 September, 2009, 02:46:56 PM »

hehehe nasib baik kna simbah dgn air panas aje...klu kena kasi nak kata ape..?  Tongue  Tongue
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